I am Sam.Sam I am.I do not like green eggs and ham.

spoopy-menacing-spiders:

Sorry I didn’t see you there john I was to busy hmmm
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snapslikethis:

when i was in high school i started dating this guy which is nothing unusual or controversial but i found out later we were otp for our teachers because what happened was this:

i stopped by his locker before going to mine b/c, you know, he was my boyfriend and we were in high…

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officialcaliborn:

Hussie isn’t rping with people, there are clone accounts

Hussie’s official account:
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clones:
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565mae10:

I made a banner in celebration of Asexual Awareness week! Reblog to spread the message and show your support!

565mae10:

I made a banner in celebration of Asexual Awareness week! Reblog to spread the message and show your support!

(via barrington-whelk)

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starsmahogany:

cinnasghost:

cameoamalthea:

221cbakerstreet:

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

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justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

justmyflawedlogic:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.

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50shadesofelsanna:

50shadesofelsanna:

So I bought this, and this was in it.

????????????

Now I’ve read the whole thing I can tell you they give Kristoff so many more things to do. There are whole Kristoff scenes that aren’t in the film. This is ridiculous.

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ragingqueermisandrist:

protarchaeopteryx:

Stop using “asexuals are only 1% of the population” as an excuse to dismiss them or try to invalidate people because you know how many people are on this fucking planet? Over seven billion people.

So you know how much “1% of the population” is?? Over seventy million people.

That’s double the size of the entire population of Canada. The entire population of Canada could be asexual.

shhh nobody’s supposed to know

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thecityofpaper:

do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order

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phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

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shubbabang:

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"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider 

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shadowminus711:

ah yes, my favorite homestuck character, Smelly Horse Man.

shadowminus711:

ah yes, my favorite homestuck character, Smelly Horse Man.

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