Hey!! My name is Sam and I am kinda silly. I am into women and my pronouns are ze/zyr/zem...I blog homestuck and some anime and other stuff I like....I'm sorry if you don't like the things I post, but if you don't want to see me on your dash, the unfollow button is right up there!! :D Feel free to talk to me at any time for any reason!! ^-^

snkgifs:

We can never be gods, after all, but we can become something less than human with frightening ease. [x]

Eren & Annie Parallels II 01x21 II 01x25

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

(Source: spockdarlin, via lysiberian)

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zebeck:

when you actually like  a drawing you made but everyone else ignores it

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adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

(via guy)

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darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

(via ineedaravenboy)

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dauntlessbitchesdoitbetter:

Not my art, there was no credit when I found it, I just saw the two separate pics on my dash and wanted to show them together!!

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appearings:

‘my neighbour totoro’ music box

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waffle-os:

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

(via gethanna)

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mishasminions:

HOW DO YOU SPELL “PAIN”?

D-E-S-T-I-E-L

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

(via fake-mermaid)

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momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

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deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

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i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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